while inspecting a mysterious black glob under the food preparation sink.
barry- "Jesus Christ"
me- "where"
barry- "what the fuck is that"
--pause--
"i don't think it's an animal"
--longer pause--
"well, try and mop it up, if you can't get it there's a scraper in the back. use that."
note- apparently the rags we use here at the blessed LMC are, in fact, ancient cotton diapers. (good for waxing cars, as gentle on the paint as they are on little jewish babies' sweet cheeks. i seriously doubt those in use at the shop were ever used for the that purpose)
ew. Maybe this is why he's going out of business.
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